I like corrupting classic poems and spewing bile at politicians - so I'll be posting some reworkings of classic British poems as and when the mood takes me.
Larkin gets it today - fucking librarian twat.
"They be the Curse"
They fuck you up, the Righteous twats,
They may not mean to but they do -
They ignore the logic of their acts
And think their lies are true.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By Marxist teachers in their schools,
Who taught them how to slash and burn,
To steal and butcher all the rules.
Scum hands on Righteousness to scum.
The vicious circle knows no end.
Get out, protest and beat the drum,
And pray that Britain soon may mend.
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Get out, protest and beat the drum,
ReplyDeleteAnd pray that Britain soon may mend.
Bloody excellent. Short and hard hitting. I liked the last bit especially. Well done. I hope the G20 sees a little passion!
not quite Hannan but impressive none the less
ReplyDeletelol - nowhere near Hannan - that's why I program computers and he's a politician. Fantastic demolition of Brown - I'm on my 6th viewing so far.
ReplyDeleteStill, this frippery is only for my own amusement - anyone else liking it is a bonus ;o)
Excellent!
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